My poem was:

There was once an account named "Holocron". He sure was sometimes a curmudgeon. Through contrary words he often spoke, just to help the forum people get woke. It was a sly game of posting thoughts out, but one the devs often cringed much about. So finally Musco's mighty mods showed up to play, furiously deleting his post in every way. The postings and warnings came quite fast, but at a rate that surely couldn't last. Those tricky mods finally did prevail, by slamming poor "Holocron" in the forum jail. So there he sat, like a rat, rotting away all the while. Nearly losing his mind from his year's worth of time, but surely he's repentant for his crime. So if Mr Musco shows up to judge, maybe he will have mercy to fudge, just a little time from poor Holo's clock, so that he can post a nice post without a lock.

Thank You, Holocron......err I mean Darkside

The other account was banned through two of my accounts getting infractions. Basically I was told that my title was the issue, so I would change the title and repost the post. This went back and fourth and they kept getting me on the title, or mentioning that the mods didn't like my previous titles, etc. All the post were saying if that if there was a stronghold coming in 5.0, can you please make X changes to strongholds etc.