It's not even trolling. Read this dreck.
Adam, however, answered each and every question with a cognizant and bipartisan answer. He wants to represent us, not oil and gas. I have yet to see “BoBo” represent her district. Join me is getting District 3 back on track, vote Adam Frisch. Let’s stop being a national embarrassment and get back to Being the best district in the best state.
Aidan Wynn, Aspen
Alright, a quixotic use of the word cognizant (cogent would have been better), a derogatory nickname, a comma splice, a belief that D.C. has much of anything to do with what happens in Western Colorado, calling us a national embarrassment, and a random capitalization of Being.
The dude is being bankrolled by Aspen alone, and I'm getting spammed with attack ads by Lauren's campaign calling him Aspen Adam. I would have fewer issues with him if he were intelligent and attached to reality or some sort of a platform other than "I'm not BoBo", but we got this instead:
“I knew that there was going to be some skepticism from somebody coming from a mountain community and how they could relate to the rural parts of this district,” he said. “Once I had chance to get out on the road and meet people, they understood that I had sincerity and the issues that I think resonated with the voters.”
Yes. "I have sincere issues." District 3 has a shortage of high-paying jobs? No, nobody can afford to live here and there is a massive labor shortage. Great campaign pitch, all things considered. Aspen is known for its agriculture, right?
“Agriculture is at the heart of our district’s economy and history, and our family farmers and ranchers deserve a hardworking representative they can count on.”
Just... yikes. I don't think this guy's ever even been Downvalley past Brush Creek.