Getting to know all the BM's :)

I love this post, it's so fun to read all of these.

Age: 31 next month!

Relationship Status: Married to an awesome/sometimes infuriating man who used his break today to bring me a cappuccino. <3 Today he is getting a blow job.

Children: one almost 9 year old boy, and a bun in the oven. (Hopefully just one in the oven kplzthx)

Pets: None, we had a kitty we loved and some asshole creamed him in the street so we haven't gotten another pet since that.

Drink of choice (Alchoholic):Chocolate Martini!

Drink of choice (non-Alchohlic): La Croix Lemon sparkling water (so good!)

Breakfast of choice: A green smoothie or refrigerator oatmeal. I make my oatmeal with 1/2c old fashioned oats, 1/2c unsweetened almond milk, 1 Tbsp Maple syrup, 1/4 c vanilla or plain greek yogurt, and some frozen raspberries, blueberries, or peaches. Mix all that up in a jar before bed, toss it in the fridge, and in the morning nom that shit up.

Dinner of choice: Gnocchi with red pepper flakes, shredded romano melted on it, minced garlic, salt and pepper, and drizzled olive oil. My favorite food ever right there. I could eat it all day every day.

What song are you obsessed with ATM: It'd be between Glasser- Dissect or maybe Hozier- Take Me to Church. I like vocalists that I can study with them going in the background.

Occupation: SAHM, also a student. I also homeschool my kid, so pseudoteacher too I guess. I also fix leaky toilets, do minor car maintenance, change my own fucking tires, and I can use power tools better than my husband! I'm a jack of all trades, yo.

What are you watching on TV ATM: I just watched Elementary while eating a chocolate donut. Hell yeah, fattin it up.

Dream vacation: Any resort, or even a cabin or a bed and breakfast. I don't care much, I just like getting away. Not into cruises.

Male Movie Star crush: None right now, apparently I need to watch more movies!

Female Movie Star crush: Natalie Portman, my husband is weirded out by this for some reason.

Reccommend an AMAZING movie/tv series: Orphan Black or The Americans are pretty awesome!

What book(s) have you read more than once: A Wrinkle In Time and Scarlett are the only books I have read more than once that I know of, except picture books/kid books I read to my son of course.

What is something unusual/intriguing about you: I'm so freaking boring. No one believes me when I tell them that, but alas it is true.

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