Coincidentally, I took my wax concentrate vape pen with me but as soon as we pulled into the casino parking lot and I took a puff the battery died. We were there for my friends to sing in a karaoke contest (my two best friends took 1st and 2nd place) so with my battery dead I decided to drink beer. I rarely drink but I was 5 beers deep when I sat down at that slot machine.

I'm just not a gambler. I've played blackjack a few times, and I'd played penny slots a couple other times. That's the extent of my gambling. I put a $5 in the machine, after a few plays my $5 was gone, so I went to the club part of the casino to hang with my friends. The contest started, they won, and while we were celebrating their utter domination of the contest my friend told me that if I signed up for their player club they give you a $10 voucher for free. I said what the hell and joined (for free).

Two of the group routinely came to that casino to gamble, and I'd seen them playing a particular machine earlier. I walked up, sat down, put my rewards card in, put my voucher in, hit max bet, and won 30,300 in one spin.

My mom is a good old Christian gal, and when she went to Vegas with her dad his wife gave her $20 and said under no circumstances was she to spend that $20 anywhere but the slots. She walked up to a machine, played 2 or 3 spins and then won $60. She cashed out then too.

And I remembered that. So I hit the cash out button and took my winnings to the cashier's cage. I had more than the $300 in credit so I pocketed the $300 and took the rest on a ticket to keep playing. That went up and down for an hour and I eventually lost it but considering I had only planned on spending the $5 I gave no fucks, because I had ounce money in my pocket.

My 1st place winning buddy spent the day with me yesterday smoking that Allen Wrench bud and it was GOOD.