"Hey Cletus, you wanna go round us up some of those liberal faggits?"
"Hellzzs Yes I do son, where we goin find us some?"
"I say we go down to Portland and just tussle the first one that comes out that bar and 31st street, next to the Piggly Wiggles."
"Damn son, how do you know where they hang out at? You some kine o closet liberal? You aint a traitor is ya boy?"
"Come on 'Zekial, you know I aint no traitor to the cause. I love Hitler. Id suck his fuckin....O wait, I mean, Id carry this rifle for 100 miles in memory of the furor."
"Boy you had me worried for a minute. I'm thinkin though, now hear me out: what if we go down into Portland, and we find some gay liberal son of a bitch, and we fuck him real good right?"
"WHooooHoooo! Hellzzs Yes Cletus! Son thats what we goin ta do!"
"But check this out 'Zekial, what if we gotta go to Portland the next weekend to pick up chewing tobacco and hemorrhoid creme for mama, and then those sneaky liberal queers catch us slippin without the boys, and fuck us up right back? See my point?"
"O shit Cletus, I didn't think of that. I see where your goin, You'r thinkin we should make the drive to San Francisco then? I don't know if I have enough gas money to get the minivan there and back. I might have to borrow..."
"San Francisco? Hellzzs no you dumb forest cracker! You trying to get us swarmed? Theres MILLIONS of em in San Francisco. No, I know someplace smaller. Someplace chalk full of them liberal fucktards. Im telling you 'Zekial, I was there last summer and I saw it all: gays, hipsters, liberals, nerds, skaters and I swear to god, they got them shaved headed monks in orange dresses walkin around buyin shit in stores like normal people. Its fuckin disgusting I tell ya, and its small. Real small compared to San Francisco."
"I say we go north son, to Olympia....thats where we take the race war this summer. Its far enough away we wont be responsible for our hate speech when we are grocery shopping with our wives, and close enough to not cost us more than a tank of gas to get there and home."
"WHITE POWER!" (on a budget)