To the tune of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi

Take it from me It’s so fresh and so clean When it’s dirty and gross And you want a crisp dose It’s so magical It’s just so fantastical

Cold Water in the tub one scoop is enough Not sure what soup this is But it’s chemical bliss It don’t have a price Ready for those flashing lights

‘Cause you know that baby I

I’m your biggest fan I’ll soak you until you clean me Tub-a, tub-a, oxi Baby, there’s no other superstar You know that it’s just gotta be tub-a, tub-a, Oxi

Promise It will be fine I’ll soak that 3 hours cuz that’s the time Baby, you’ll be famous And don’t forget to agitate me Oxi-, Oxi-, clean me

It has all the stains board burns puck marks all the same Sweat, sigs and blood marks Yeah, ‘cause you’re my rock star in between the games Eyeliner and cigarettes

Poly seems ruined Yellowing on the cuff The blemish is dried Many teardrop I cry It don’t have a price You restore it to beauty & grace

‘Cause you know that, baby, I

I’m your biggest fan I’ll soak you until you clean me Tub-a,tub-a, Oxi Baby you’re the jersey all-star You know that it’s just gotta be Tub-a, tub-a, Oxi

Promise It will be fine I’ll soak that 3 hours cuz that’s the time Baby, you’ll be famous And don’t forget to agitate me Oxi-, Oxi-, clean me

Real good, it’s dancing in the soup you flow Swish, Swish, in the tub it goes Don’t stop until it’s done You’ll know when that water’s dirty son!

I’m your biggest fan I’ll soak you until you clean me Tub-a,tub-a, Oxi Baby you’re the jersey all-star You know that it’s just gotta be Tub-a, tub-a, Oxi

Promise It will be fine I’ll soak that 3 hours cuz that’s the time Baby, you’ll be famous And don’t forget to agitate me Oxi-, Oxi-, clean me :oxiclean: