How the Germans could have one WWII

What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Allies, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in a liberal arts college, and I've been involved in numerous online discussions on Canvas, and I have over 300 credit hours. I am trained in archival research and I'm the top reviewer on RateMyProfessor. You are nothing to the Allies but just another target. The Allies will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about the Allies over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the NATO newtwork and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. The Allies can be anywhere, anytime, and they can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's not even counting the nuclear option. Not only are they extensively trained in un-Arked combat, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. The Allies will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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