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No, you see gayness isn't a positive/negative system. Basically, how it works is that girls have their sexuality set at 0 and guys have their sexuality set at 1. When sex is being had the numbers are added together to check for gayness, with odd numbers representing straight and even numbers representing gay, sinilar to the system used to differentiate gender without some of the restrictions. Here are some examples:

● If one woman (0) and one man (1) are having sex, the sexuality values add up to 1, meaning the intercourse being had is straight.

● If two men (1+1) or two women (0+0) are having sex, the sexuality values add up to 2 and 0 respectively, meaning that both intercourses are considered gay.

● If a threeway is being had between one man (1) and two women (0+0), the sexuality values add up to 1, meaning the intercourse being had is straight for all participants.

● If three girls have sex (0+0+0) then the sexuality values add up to 0, meaning that the intercourse being had is gay for all participants.

● Okay, this is where it gets weird. If three men have sex (1+1+1) then the sexuality values add up to 3, meaning that the intercourse being had is straight for all participants. In scenarios like this where there is an odd number of male participants latger than 1, the male participants are scientifically known as "Pseudo Gays" and the flaw in this system is known as the "Pseudo Gay Paradox". This leads to confusion in the sexual health world as people are undecided if Pseudo Gays are straight or gay, despite the math clearly showing they are straight.

When intercourse has finished the participants remain with the decided sexuality until the next time intercourse is had where sexuality is reset. This also means that virgins have no designated sexuality.

This system can be used for any number of people having sex together, although scientists are constantly revising the system to make sure that sexualities are classified correctly and to try and combat the "Psuedo Gay Paradox" to avoid confusion amongst scientists and sexual activists alike.

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