WEE WOO WEE WOO

AWEWT UwU COMEDY GOD HAS ENTEWED THE BUIWDING ;;w;; GET TO COVEW ^{w^}

steps on stage

Bystandew: "Oh god (・ω´・) Don't do it ;;w;; I have a famiwy (・ω´・) "

Comedy God: "Heh..."

adjusts fedowa

the buiwding is fiwwed with feaw and anticipation

God and Jesus himsewf wooks on in suspense

comedy god cweaws thwoat

evewything is compwetewy quiet nyot a singwe sound is heawd

wowwd weadews wook and wait with dwead

evewything in the wowwd stops

nyothing is happenying

comedy god smiwks

nyo onye is pwepawed fow what is going to happen

comedy god mustews aww of this powew

he bewwows out to the wowwd

"ATTACK"

absowute suspense

evewyonye is fiwwed with uvwwhewming dwead

"HEWICOPTEW"

aww at once, absowute pandemonyium commences

aww nyucweaw powews waunch theiw nyukes at once

giant bwawws stawt

43 waws awe decwawed simuwtanyeouswy

a shockwave twavews awound the eawth

eawth is dwiven into chaos

humanyity is wegwessed back to the stonye age

the puwe funny of that joke destwoyed civiwization itsewf

aww the whiwe peopwe awe waughing hawdew than they evew did

peopwe who awen't kiwwed die fwom waughtew

witewawwy the funnyiest joke in the wowwd

then the comedy god himsewf posts his cweation to weddit and gets kawma