Id take Dwight Howard. He can fuck Kawhi’s gay ass and Kawhi would like his gay cum on his cheeks and ballsack. He can go to the secret Staples tunnels and suck him off so he can get genital warts. Fuck Kawhi Leonard pussy ass bitch. Enjoy sucking off Ballmer and getting your ass clapped by stripper-dating Paul George while you occupy a stadium in which Taylor Swift has more banners than you. Beta ass pothead hope you tear your ACL and get amputated from a shark attack. Also hope your gf leaves you and you end up fucking a prostitute and get 500 girls without a son just like Kobe. Also hope your cornrows tear off and your hairline recedes so you look like an ugly bitch like Caruso. “Ah hah hah hah” antisocial ass I bet you paid people off to talk to you to feel better about yourself. Also I hope you get erectile dysfunction and get your dick chopped off so you end up a woman just like yourself mentally. Also hope that your gynecologist buttfucks you so hard that your insides get infected and you die from an infection. Also hope dogs piss on your grave while an earthquake scatters your remains.