Whoa whoa whoa we here at bungie created numerous mini games within the game for you!

• load out math, mods, seasonal mods, weapon buffs for a season of “I felt like it” and it made you go back and do the math again and again!

• weapon perks

• weapon stats in which some are hidden yet you fuckers errr player somehow inch closer to our figures…

• armor stats you also seem to have figured out our math for…

• RNG loot from vendors, god forbid you buy what you want with our convoluted currencies! Wait… we do that now for some events… hrmmm

• eververse!

• And then after hours of prep per season, you make it into the game.

So Hunters still use stompeez, I don’t know why the guy who typed this doesn’t and uses Sixth Coyote despite having them but hey, they can’t all be winners, one day they will put them on like everyone else.

• while y’all love G! Horn, not as much as us, the fixation you all have with its brain dead use is beautiful and even when it allows other rockets to be used like it by existing your fellow apes still screech all G!Horn. Made my holiday watching y’all attack each other.

That said, we plan to introduce several new currencies at varying values that can’t be traded for each other and are placed in puzzles with puzzles and may be acquired in twos, no more no less, just like the Sith.

Afterwards, we have no plans to fix slow weapon checks / inspection, but if you have any idea how to drag it out some more, send feedback! (It will not be compensated, nor acknowledged, but it may make it in).

Disclaimer: this while somewhat accurate, is hyperbole, merely satire to lighten the mood. That said the stompeez excerpt was actually true about me.