â˜ Came here to say this
â˜ Logged in just to upvote this
â˜ I know this will never be seen but...
â˜ I found this gem...
â˜ This will be downvoted to hell/buried but...
â˜ An upvote for you, good sir
â˜ You are a gentleman and a scholar
â˜ You magnificent bastard
â˜ Someone give this man reddit gold
â˜ Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
â˜ Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming
â˜ That escalated quickly
â˜ To the top with you!
â˜ Lost it at ____
â˜ This is why we can't have nice things
â˜ Faith in humanity restored
â˜ Whoa / mind = blown
â˜ Manly tears were shed
â˜ Cutting onions
â˜ I know that feel, bro
â˜ Right in the feels
â˜ Risky click
â˜ Shots fired
â˜ Nailed it
â˜ You. I like you
â˜ I regret that I only have one upvote to give
â˜ Tree fiddy
â˜‘ Was not disappointed
â˜ Wait, why do I have you tagged as ____?
â˜ What did I just read?
â˜ Da fuq?
â˜ YOU HAD ONE JOB
â˜ I can't fap to this
â˜ What are you doing, stahp
â˜ For science
â˜ That's enough internet for me today
â˜ Would not bang
â˜ x/10 would (not) Y
â˜ What is this I don't even?
â˜ How is this WTF?
â˜ Circlejerk must be leaking
â˜ Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym
â˜ Said no one ever
â˜ I have the weirdest boner right now
â˜ My first post
â˜ Edit: wow I can't believe my top comment is about ____
â˜ EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!
â˜ EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!
â˜ Are you me?
â˜ Directions unclear - dick stuck in _______
â˜ I laughed way harder than I should have
â˜ It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions.
â˜ Step one: be attractive. Step two: don't be unattractive.
â˜ Broken Arms - Mom jerked him off
â˜ Plot twist: _____
â˜ Something involving sex with "your mom"
â˜ Mom's spaghetti
â˜ ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____/ etc