The computer voice begins speaking.
"The free objectives have not been updated."
A board appears displaying the free objectives
| Person | Objective | Stability | Resonance |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yosef Sutherland | Free him from the elevator in Daniels hall | +1 | +7 |
| "Johnny Andersmith" | Make out with a college girl | +2 | +13 |
| Touko | Locate her boyfriend, Dan | -1 | -8 |
| Lily Wright | Maleficent must learn to love | +2 | +15 |
| Mr. Klein | Discover who is drawing dicks on the bathroom stalls all over campus | -1 | -10 |
| Laurence Linwood | Looking for a muse for his poetry | -2 | -15 |
| Alyssa DaGosto | Needs to recruit 3 students to Alpha Phi | -1 | -9 |
| Mighty Eagle | Stop his rampage | +2 | +17 |
| Charles Scottman | Turn his bad day into a good day | -2 | -14 |
| Rush Spateman | Get to class in Salisbury by 1:30 | -1 | -11 |
| Isabella Epstein | Gain the courage to confess her feelings for Maria Crossheart | -2 | -15 |
| Elane Shaprio | Save the sunflowers | +1 | +8 |
| Gerald Belenkey | Wants to see something that will expand his horizons | +1 | +6 |
| Dane 'The Great Dane' Brown | Prove that these damn kids are up to no good | +2 | +11 |
| Kim Trenelly | Exact her revenge on the bullies. | -2 | -12 |
| Chris Thomas | Help solve the closed room murder | +2 | +13 |