Male users of reddit, what is the most annoying thing about being a guy?

Penis is too large to have comfortable sex, not even in a good or cool way, I literally am still basically a virgin Bc my somewhat normal length yet incredibly girthy genitals (I guess it's what is called a chode?) not even close to being able to fit in any of the girls mouths I've attempted with, vagina has been able to insert just passed the head where it starts to become close to the largest girth with three women, two of which immediately demanded we stop, ironically the farthest I've managed to take my sexual career was with a regrettably very unattractive girl who had a rather loose reputation with men, seriously this girl was a slu...... if you must. She was able to take my non proportional "chodetatoe" as she called it (awkward and embarrassing) in somewhat of a thrusting motion from very tip to about an inch past the head multiple times, basically engaging about three inches of my shamefully thick member for about thirty seconds until she too quit and went back on her claims of being "able to handle anything" as she pridefully boasted and complained about uncomfortable and painful stretching... so at this point I'm actually considering costly penile reduction surgery which sounds silly yet I'm optionless and very embarrassed of my reputation of having a massively thick yet totally average 7.5 inch member. It's not cool or priding in any way it is just absurdly thick which has cost me my sexual experience and given me nicknames I certainly do not wish to have, for example "stumpy, tree trunk, and babydick, not because my Dick is small but rather gives the feeling of childbirth....

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