What the fuck did ye just fuckin' say about me, ye little bitch? i’ll 'ave you know I graduated top o' me class in the navy seals, an' i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, an' I 'ave o'er 300 confirmed kills.

I be trained in gorilla warfare an' i’m the top sniper in the entire us armed forces. Ye be nothin' to me but just another target. I will wipe ye the fuck out with precision the likes o' which 'as ne'er been spied before on this here earth, mark me fuckin' words.

ye think ye can get away with sayin' that there shite to me o'er the internet? think again, fucker. As we speak I be contactin' me secret network o' spies across Tortuga an' yer ip be bein' traced as we speak so ye better prepare fer the storm, maggot. The storm that there wipes out the pathetic little thin' ye call yer life. You’re fuckin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, an' I can kill ye in o'er seven 'undred ways, an' that’s just with me bare 'ands.

not only be I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I 'ave access to the entire arsenal o' the Tortuga marine corps an' I will use it to its full extent to wipe yer miserable ass off the face o' the continent, ye little shite. If only ye could 'ave known what unholy retribution yer little “clever” comment been about to brin' down upon ye, maybe ye would 'ave 'eld yer fuckin' tongue.

but ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, an' now you’re payin' the price, ye goddamn bilge rat. I will shite fury all o'er ye an' ye will drown in it.

you’re fuckin' dead, kiddo.

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Err.. I mean me too

Yarrr