I know I'm supposed to hang up and all that but I do enjoy winding them up.

I once had a very one sided conversation, the lady asked what mobile device I was using and I replied that I was actually using two cups and a very long piece of string.

I spent 20 minutes or so telling her about the pros and cons of different cups and strings. I settled on a Starbucks cup with the weird cardboard insulating sleeve with a length of paracord. In my mind the paracord would have more reliability because it has multiple strands wrapped in a sleeve. A close second would of been fishing line, birds getting tangled in it would be a unfortunate side problem for later generations.

They try to talk louder and over what you are saying to guide a conversation to what they want, I flip it back to them and guide it to how want it. She did interrupt me at the end to tell me to go fuck myself and hung up on me. She was quite rude.

I do also enjoy the inprov of it. It helps keep the mind sharp and quick with saying weird shit.