Nothing good ever happens after 2am, what’s your story of things going bad once the clock turned 2?

I was hanging out in a bar with a group of friends I haven't seen for months because of covid. There was also a girl I hooked up with casually long time ago. It did not take many drinks for us to hold each other and cuddle.

Anyway, as it became late, we became both very drunk and one of our friends took our phones and wallets so that we don't lose it, or whatever. The thing is we didn't realise she took it, she propably told us but we were too absorberd into each other.

Then somehow we left the bar and went to a nearby park under the tree :D God, we were so drunk. After some time we became sober and realised we don't have our things.

We were looking for it in the park, but couldn't find anything obviously. It was around 5 AM at this point and all I really thought about was getting a nice sleep.

The thing is: this wasn't such a problem for me, because I was staying at a student dormitory nearby. But she was staying with a friend far away in the city. I couldn't take her to my room as a guest beacuse of covid restrictions. I offered to smuggle her in somehow, but she didn't want it. So I said fuck it and went to my room, leaving her drunk, without money and phone and far away from any place where she could sleep.

Nothing good happens after 2 AM.

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