1. you buy so much shit that you need a convenience store always within a 10 feet of your person? +, you're so lazy af you can't bother to walk outside your building to buy a soda or plan ahead and buy one during a grocery shop?
2. you have so much free time to laze around and hit the night clubs? most hard working adults with actual lives and things to do barely have an hour free every night, and when they do have free time, they spend it doing something productive, not partying or indulging in luxuries every night
3. you're so lazy you need to pay someone else to buy food, cook the food, set the table for you, wash your dishes, wait on you? +, you have such an abundance of money that the frequency at which you attend restaurants is so massive that it justifies always having one nearby?
4. you have so much free time that you can afford to be wandering around buying shit at 3am?
5. too lazy to do anything without accompanying entertainment, too lazy to drive and be responsive for urself
6. SO MUCH MONEY to throw around that the airport needs to be close to you because you go on vacations and holidays and buy expensive plane tickets so much that it makes the convenience of having an airport within 30min distance necessary? +, too lazy to drive >1hr to an airport like most people

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