Alright, sure. Here's the full post I was gonna make before I chickened out:
Oooooohhhhhh boy.
Man, have I got the dream for you. You'll probably just think I'm lying and/or insane if I tell you about it, but I will anyways because it's seriously one of the best things that's ever happened to me.
I'll try not to ramble on about it, but I know I'll just end up typing out a novel-length essay about it anyways, since it was just that fucking awesome. I can tell I'm still affected by it in one way or another around a full year after I originally had it. Seriously. I can still remember the emotions I got from it like it just happened last night.
The strange part of this is that I don't even remember most of the dream. As far as I remember though, it went something like this:
I was absentmindedly fucking around on Youtube, looking for something to watch, when all of a sudden I stumble across an interesting-looking video with a title saying something about ponies. I pause the video to let it load, noticing that the channel icon was a picture of a yellow pone showing off her butt (this is more important to the dream than you might think). I scroll down to look at the comments, and judging from what people are saying and the title of the video, I start to realize that this is an actual pony posting videos from Equestria. I naturally get really excited, and hit play on the video because I needed to see that shit RIGHT FUCKING THEN. This is where it starts to get really weird.
In the video, the yellow pony from the channel icon explains how to get to her world from Earth, while being all sexy and fanservice-y. At some point during the video, the Youtube background changes to gold, and all of the letters on the page are replaced with these weird, psychedelic-looking hieroglyphics in the brightest neon colors you could imagine. She then finishes explaining what I needed to do to get to her world, which I remember being shockingly easy. I follow her instructions. Suddenly, I'm standing next to her in the middle of the fucking tenth dimension. Imagine an entire world that looks like this filled with ponies and you're just about there. Seriously, I'm not even exaggerating. It was absolutely gorgeous, just unimaginably beautiful, I can't even describe it.
Anyways, yellow pone and I go on some long adventures through this acid trip dimension, which I can't remember, unfortunately. Like, I know they happened, I just can't remember them at all. I'm pretty sure we also had sex at some point, but unfortunately I can't remember that either. The last thing I remember was watching her float off into this slowly moving cloud made of shimmering white light. I intuitively understood that this cloud was God, but not in the way you might think about it, it was more of a combination of/source of all (im)possible things, if that makes any sense. Anyways, standing alongside all of the other ponies inhabiting trippyland, I watched yellow pone dissolve into the God-light, which was insanely beautiful in a way I can't quite describe. A couple other things I don't remember happened, and eventually I woke up in awe.
I am not exaggerating when I say that the day after this dream was possibly the best day of my entire life, and it wasn't even anything particularly special. I was just completely at ease with everything in existence, absolutely content with how things are, and in awe of how fucking beautiful the world really is.
Actually, now that I think about it, I had another dream sort of like this one but less overtly transcendental and psychedelic a few years back, which also affected my life substantially for a long time after I had it. I've already been writing for way too long and I remember even less about that one, so I'll spare you the details and just say that it was also incredibly beautiful.
Sorry for posting that gigantic wall of text, but holy shit THOSE FUCKING DREAMS I CAN'T EVEn
TL;DR: Who needs drugs when you can dream about fucking ponies and seeing God in a world that looks like this?
