Found a video on Kazaa of two of my friends having sex and filming themselves. I found it because it said something like "amateur <my university's name> coeds hardcore" or something. So first I watched the whole thing. Morbid curiosity if you will. It didn't do anything for me, it actually made me kind of sick to my stomach because it was obvious that they did not intend for this to be shared on a P2P network.

Then I told the girl about it. Was awkward, but I was basically like hey so...I was just uh...looking for porn...and...found you I'm so sorry here's the link. She was shell shocked but thanked me graciously. Turns out that her boyfriend shared the video with one of his friends without her knowledge and that idiot was trying to get free karma or whatever you get from uploading original content to Kazaa.

She came over to cry to me a few days later and thought her life would be ruined and she'd get kicked out of school. No this is not the intro to us making our own porn, and spoiler alert nothing came of it other than her breaking up with her boyfriend and screaming bloody murder at the other idiot friend.