I did a ton of fucked up stuff as a boy-teenager. My friends and I were quite the group of little degenerates. I'm sure there are some big ones I'm forgetting but I can recall some small ones.

1: There was a lot of homeless people in the area I grew up in. Not so many nowadays but back then there were. Not sure what happened to them. Not the point. Point is that we would ride our bikes around town and find the little encampments that homeless people would make in the surrounding bushes and forest areas. We'd make sure it was empty then rush in and raid the camps for whatever we could find; usually alcohol and cigarettes but also the occasional bag of drugs or porn magazines. We looted them dry. It was pretty fucked.

2: We thought it would be funny to knock on the HOA grand wizards front door then light a firework at it then run away. Think of it like a dangerous ding dong ditch. Well that's exactly what we did except the person who answered wasn't the grand dragon. It was his pregnant wife. Once we heard her scream as the firework went off, we realized we fucked up and just ran out of our hiding spots and cleared it. An ambulance came and word spread through the neighborhood about what happened but they never traced it back to us although all our parents had their suspicions.

3: We would routinely break into peoples cars around the neighborhood. We'd all meet up around midnight and just go house to house jiggling car handles. If it was unlocked, we'd take what we could and if it was locked we just left it alone. Tbh we never found that much good stuff. The best thing we found was a gold bracelet in one and a wallet with like $50 in another.

4: During Christmas time, we would go on our "blackout missions" and cut the Christmas lights on peoples houses. That's pretty self explanatory. Tbh idk how the cops didn't get called on us or nobody caught us because some people had security cameras on their houses and we were standing right under those things. We had hoods up and concealing clothes so I guess that did the trick. I don't own a home but I'd be livid if some shithead teenagers were doing that to my Christmas decorations.

5: Whenever we got drunk, we liked to ride our skateboards or longboards around the neighborhood and throw our empty bottles at peoples front doors. We usually missed the front doors and just got glass all over their driveways instead. Another thing that I would be absolutely pissed now about if someone did that to me. We almost got caught a few times doing that but somehow managed to escape.

There's a bunch of other shithead stuff we did. This is just a small chunk of it. I'd say this was all from the ages of about 11 to 17. As we got older, our shenanigans progressively got more and more fucked. We'd steal stuff, run from cops, throw things at passing cars etc. All very immature and dangerous shit. We all actually managed to grow up and out of that to my own surprise. By now, everyone in my group is just a regular person who pays their bills and keeps it lowkey and quiet after work each day. I don't regret getting my teenage rebellion out of my system but I do regret some of the actions I did in that time frame of my life. Those poor choices could have really hurt someone or caused some serious problems. It's a miracle that none of them did.