phone rings

Alderson: "Hello?"

Evans: "Heeeeeeeeeyyyy Sandy, what's happenin'?"

Alderson: "Uh, not much, Bobby...what's up?

Evans: "Heeeyyy, I was just wondering if we could possibly talk trade."

Alderson: "Well, uh, yeah, that might be mutually beneficial. What did you have in mind?"

Evans: "Wellllllllllllll, whaddya need? Cause I mean, I, ah, ya know, figured I would ask you what you're lookin' for and go from there."

Alderson: "Uh, well, as a matter of fact, I could use a bat or two."

Evans: "Dude, we might be able to help you out there! What kind of bat? Louisville Slugger? Easton?

Alderson: "Um..."

Evans: "Hahahaaaaaa, I kid of course. What kind of bat we talkin' about?

Alderson: "I could use a middle-of-the-order type guy."

Evans: "Ah. Well. Uh...so you're talkin', like...an older guy."

Alderson: "Um, yes."

Evans: "Sure you don't want a younger guy? Cause I have this guy Mac Williamson..."

Alderson: "Bob, what are you doing?"

Evans: "Whaddya mean what are you doing?"

Alderson: "You know Williamson a) isn't the type of guy I'm looking for and b) isn't even a phenomenal prospect. Look, you don't really have a big bat that I could acquire for the right price."

Evans: "Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Sandy, don't jump to conclusions, breh! I might be willing to trade one of my guys for, say...Wheeler."

Alderson: "Wait a minute."

Evans: "Yeah. Wheeler sounds good."

Alderson: "You just want Wheeler back, don't you?"

Evans: "Bro, I really do. Please let us have Wheeler back."

Alderson: "Bobby, this is disgusting."

Sabean: "Sandy, you gotta give Wheeler back to us. We'll even trade you Ryder Jones for him."

Alderson: "Is Sabean here, too?