3. SAD: "Freedom Fuel" Coffee

SAD: "Freedom Fuel" Coffee

Oh man, this reminds me of a video I saw once, that advertised a US-made brand of personal grooming products for men - like, soap, shampoo, beard oil, even nice scented candles.

Except they were MANLY AND PATRIOTIC soaps, BUTCH AND NOT-SISSY shampoo, MADE BY VETERANS beard oil and TACTICAL WARFARE INSPIRED nice scented candles. The video featured many American flags and TOUGH DUDES DOING TOUGH THINGS IN WORKSHOPS WHILE BEING TOUGH.

I've been desperate to find that video again, because the advertising was something else in terms of anxious and fragile masculinity, but I can't for the life of me remember the name of the brand. If anyone does, please do let me know.

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