[Serious]What's the most awkward date you've been on and what made it awkward?

I was in a european country, at a fishing village festival. Kind of drunk, walking around with friends and meeting and talking to random people (generally just a good vibe kind of a place).

This girl shows up, a couple of years younger than me, and starts talking. What ever I said must have hit her spot. She starts dragging me around the festival area (in a harbor) and finally decides that we should jump in to one of the fishing boats.

We do, and some drunk (fisherman?) dude is in there. He starts to hit on her, and gets grabby. I step up and calmly look him in the eyes and gives him the "man signal", he backs off and leaves the boat.

I am now sitting with this chick in a boat, in a harbor, and things are going... well. She finds a bottle of rum in the boat, and we start drinking.

Fast forward and now she is horny and wants me. Ok, I think. She has a chain with a hang-lock around her pants, and tells me that her father has put it there to keep her in control, and she does not have the key.

Things are at this stage a bit confusing, but we start making out like horny teenagers. Suddenly she goes "you can hit me if you want to". I completely misunderstand what she is on about, and say something like "why no, I would never hurt you". This was clearly not what she wanted to hear.

Some more smooching, sticky fingers and strokes later, it's probably4 - 5 in the morning, and we start heading home. This is like a 8KM walk in the country side.

Eventually we reach a place near where we are supposed to split our different ways. She lays down at the side of the road (in the grass, it was not weird or anything), and clearly wants me to cuddle her. So we go at it again. She keeps telling me all the things that i can do to her "if I want". All the things she suggests are basically slapping her in the face, hitting her in the face, or just manhandle her around a bit. This is not my thing, so i work my way out of it.

Eventually the sun comes up, and the "moment" is gone. We went our separate ways, and I never even knew her name.

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