Seen a good one, when I was going for a walk out there earlier.

keep it at one page if you can.

Trust me, buddy.. I tried that, then it kept getting longer and it's like but there's been fucking 4 distributor changes in the past decade. Route changes. Just to fucking describe the shit in the past 9 years was 2 pages. Then i've got a fucking dozen jobs since 1990 to try and explain. Half those people are dead cause now we're a decade ago. Companies move. I'm there, fuck this I'm going "all in" with this resume shit. lol.

Then a week later the "cover letter" idea of how to get less fucking sued, pops up. So do that "disclaimer" on the front page. Wow though.. you should see this shit it's like, I can't get into it right now but yeah.. lotsa trouble eh.

But i'm going "fuck it" and going "all in" with this "resume" shit. Cause I know I'm fucked. It's like, you need experience. Did driving various jobs.. oh should see the shit I did. lol. You want one? ok how about "chauffeur" for an 85 year old multi-millionaire. ok that's just one. But yeah.. so I can't fucking drive anymore..

You're wondering the beer count eh.. did half of 4, put that in the freezer with the cap on, grabbed 5. Just getting started at that. But yeah, can't fucking drive, did that since 2002. Oh you should hear some of this other shit. You know mr jetz eh. Well another job, i happened to fucking bump into this guy. hahah. But yeah.. uh.. now where were we.. uh yeah so can't drive.

Now what do i have left. Gets into warehouse for 9 years. heh.. can't get into what that job was. It was like you needed like clearance. Not just a job any yahoo can get. But yeah.. can't go back to that cause fucking steel toed workboots messed up my left heel. That's why I got into the driving.

This next job, can't go back to that. Meanwhile both sectors I have experience in, can't do it. Have to like fucking sit down or something. Well good luck with that. lol

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