This is the code for those not seeing it. This is literally all it is.

--[[
#####################
# by +WillemO       #
# 7-juli-17         #
#####################


]]
conky.config = {

    background = true,
    double_buffer = true,
    no_buffers = true,
    update_interval = 1,

    alignment = 'top_left',
    gap_x = 60,
    gap_y = 80,

    minimum_width = 203, minimum_height = 230,
    maximum_width = 203,

    border_inner_margin = 10,
    border_outer_margin = 1,
    draw_borders = true,
    stippled_borders = 0,

    override_utf8_locale = true,
    use_xft = true,
    font = 'ubuntu:size11',
    xftalpha = 1,
    uppercase = false,

    draw_shades = false,
    default_shade_color = '#000000',
    draw_outline = false,
    default_outline_color = '#000000',

    own_window = true,
    own_window_type = 'normal',-- # options are: normal/override/dock/desktop/panel
    own_window_class = 'conky',
    own_window_hints = 'undecorated,below,sticky,skip_taskbar,skip_pager',

    own_window_transparent = false,
    own_window_argb_visual = true,
    own_window_colour = '#353535',

    default_color = '#ffffff', -- # effects border only

};

conky.text = [[
${execi 60 curl pi.hole/admin/api.php > ~/.cache/pi.txt}
${alignc}Pi-Hole stats:

Domains blocked: ${exec cat ~/.cache/pi.txt | cut -d : -f2 |cut -d , -f1}
${voffset 5}DNS queries today: ${exec cat ~/.cache/pi.txt | cut -d , -f2 | cut -d: -f2}
${voffset 5}Blocked today: ${exec cat ~/.cache/pi.txt | cut -d , -f3| cut -d: -f2}
${voffset 5}Unique domains: ${exec cat ~/.cache/pi.txt | cut -d , -f5| cut -d: -f2}
${voffset 5}Queries forwarded: ${exec cat ~/.cache/pi.txt | cut -d , -f6| cut -d: -f2}
${voffset 5}Queries cached: ${exec cat ~/.cache/pi.txt | cut -d , -f7| cut -d: -f2}
${voffset 5}Unique clients: ${exec cat ~/.cache/pi.txt | cut -d , -f8| cut -d: -f2 | sed 's/.$//'}
    ]]