Vader: "You were particularly resillient during our colonization of this planet. Why?"
Jimmy: "Because this here is Texas, and ain't no one takin' over Texas!"
Vader: "You realize that I've chosen to spare you rather than obliterate you, yes? You should be grateful."
Jimmy: "Why I oughta teach ya a lesson you Trick-r-Treatin' bug!"
Jimmy pulls out a pistol and aims at Vader
Vader: "What do you think your primitive weapon will accomplish? Lay down your weapon and I will spare you."
BANG
Vader makes a quick swipe with his saber in an attempt to deflect the bullet, but fails miserably. It instead melts into a molten fluid and breaches his chestpiece, killing him instantly.
Jimmy: "Don't fuck wit Texas."