Looks like a proletariat dog. Tell dog to smoke less weed and eat some DDC cheese. Dogs tend to be lactose intolerant, so feed it dairy products only if you want it to go on a gaseous exploit streak.

Research shows dogs resemble their owners: http://psy2.ucsd.edu/~nchristenfeld/Publications_files/Dogs.pdf

Forty-five dogs and their owners were photographed separately, and judges were shown one owner, that owner’s dog, and one other dog, with the task of picking out the true match. The results were consistent with a selection account: Observers were able to match only purebred dogs with their owners, and there was no relation between the ability to pair a person with his or her pet and the time they had cohabited. The ability to match people and pets did not seem to rely on any simple trait matching (e.g., size or hairiness). The results suggest that when people pick a pet, they seek one that, at some level, resembles them, and when they get a purebred, they get what they want.

I'm a witness to this shit, man. The street dog that lingers around my house has started to resemble me. Its gonna be one helluva dog. I'm hearing all kind of stories. Rumour has it that its now supercharged libido has all the bitches in the area whoring out to him.