In Star Wars Episode III, I just noticed that George Lucas picks parts from different takes of actors and morphs them within the same shot. Focus your eyes on Anakin, his face and hair starts to transform.

So your expectation is the following: "When I send someone a link that will clearly be snarky, they had better sit down and give it a watch or else they are ignorant".

You follow this with one of the most insane, off your rocker diatribes I've ever seen when you manage to both accuse me of tribalism and accusing me of "believing everyone is against me" while also screaming at me "you're the one being a huge fucking cock about it even though every single other person here is telling you that's what you're doing." (lol at your earlier "god forbid I use hyperbole once", I would say more than half of your points have been EXTREMELY hyperbolic...). So which is it? You're NOT being tribalistic in touting that your team is bigger than my team? Perhaps since I'm not an absolute shit eating lunatic I simply don't think about it that way?

"I no longer have any reservations about using the last reply I'm going to dignify you with to just tell you that you're a moronic, insufferable, miserable piece of trash, and your mother is too."

This has the same amount of gravity as a homeless person who is eating their own shit screaming insults at me. You have went from trying to impress random redditors, to trying to make me believe you're not angry (and that I am in fact angry!!) before going through a complete, angry meltdown and continuing your day long tantrum. This has been a real site to behold.

Bold decision to completely lose your mind and melt down to a stranger instead of just saying "wow yeah I guess my original post did reek of a lack of self esteem, maybe I'll try and make this a discussion forum instead of just throwing a fit about a thing I made up, guess that was pretty insufferable".

But yeah, good decision to go with the insane meltdown instead.

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