Story Sharing Thread

Im gonna fill this out until I get bored of doing it and stop

1.Are you a virgin? No

2.Are you in a relationship? Yea

3.Are you in love? I think at one point in my life I was

4.Are you single this year?

5.Can you commit to one person? That's deep but in general yea

6.Describe your crush. She loves art and is beautiful. Has a lot of social anxiety though

7.Describe your perfect mate. Australian accent with a beautiful body. Loves to scuba dive. Blonde definitely. Funnier than I am to the point that it makes me a little jealous.

8.Do you believe in love at first sight? Lol yea i've fallen in love just walking by people

9.Do you ever want to get married? Depends on my life and the direction it goes

10.Do you forgive betrayal? Yes but depends on severity

11.Do you get jealous easily? Not really

12.Do you have a crush on anyone? Yea this one girl who I went to college with but I would never leave my gf for her

13.Do you have any piercings? nah

14.Do you have any tattoos?nah

15.Do you like kissing in public? I dont really care but my first girlfriend hated it so I've kind of taken on that mentality

16.Do you shower every day? yeah sometimes twice a day

17.Do you think someone has feelings for you? This is a dumb question and yes

18.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Hopefully

19.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I know I can I've done it twice

20.Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Fuck that

21.Do you want to be in a relationship this year? No.

22.Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yea

23.Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? A love letter but not a poem thats dumb. I mean if it was written well I'd be like damn. But the majority of the time amateur poetry can be pretty cliche and cringy

24.Have you ever been cheated on? Yes

25.Have you ever cheated on someone? No

26.Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Nah but if I did it would be a but. Even though I'm a guy. it's just so small

27.Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yea who hasnt

28.Have you ever experienced unrequited love? No it wasnt love it was me thinking love was something it wasnt

29.Have you ever had sex with a man? No

30.Have you ever had sex with a woman? yeah

31.Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yeah

32.Have you ever liked one of your best friends? sure

33.Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? nah

34.Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? nah

35.Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? nah

36.Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? when i was like 7

37.Have you had sex so far this year? Yea lol

38.How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? about .2 seconds

39.How long was your longest relationship? currently a year and 4 months

40.How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 3

41.How many people did you kiss in 2011? 1

42.How many times did you have sex last year? upwards of 75-100 i think

43.How old are you? check my flair thing

44.If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? That theyre awesome and gorgeous then I tell them im in a relationship

45.If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Her tits/ass letsbereal. If im trying to be sentimental or some shit she makes me laugh and has a personality almost exactly similar to mine

46.If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Yeah

47.Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? My mom, dad and sister

48.Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Myself I hope I dont have cancer by the time im 50

49.Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Not mad but upset

50.Is there someone you will never forget? All my exes and best friends. It's sad thinking we dont talk now

51.Share a relationship story.

52.State 8 facts about your body. I have a weirdly long dick and couldnt have sex with my current girlfriend for a while because of it. We'd try a lot but it hurt way too much and I actually hated it the entire time. I'm not going to bother w 7 more thats a lot of time

53.Things you want to say to an ex. I actually miss you as a friend and I feel bad for hurting you

54.What are five ways to win your heart? Be funny, be real, smoke weed w me, get drunk as shit with me, bring me queso

55.What do you look like? (Post a picture!) blond guy

56.What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 2 years, both ways.

57.What is the first thing you notice in someone? Face hair eyes titties ass

58.What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

59.What is your definition of “having sex”? Dick in vag/ass?

60.What is your definition of cheating? Sex with someone else

68.What words do you like to hear during sex? Just like that?

73.What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Divide by two, add 7

/r/teenagers Thread