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My nyame is Yoshikage Kiwa. ^-^ I'm 33 yeaws owd. My house is in the x3 nyowtheast section of Mowioh, *runs away* whewe aww the x3 v-v-viwwas awe, and I am nyot mawwied. I wowk (・`ω´・) as an empwoyee fow the x3 Kame Yu *screeches* d-depawtment stowes, and I get home evewy day by 8-8 P-PM at the x3 watest. I don't smoke, but I occasionyawwy dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, nyo mattew *screeches* what. *sweats* A-A-Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk and d-d-doing about twenty minyutes of stwetches befowe going t-to bed, I usuawwy *runs away* have nyo pwobwems sweeping untiw mownying. Just wike *screams* a baby, ^w^ I wake ;;w;; up without any OwO fatigue ow (・`ω´・) stwess in the x3 mownying. I was towd thewe wewe nyo issues at my wast check-up. I'm t-twying t-to expwain that I'm a pewson who wishes t-to wive a vewy quiet wife. *screeches* I take cawe nyot t-to twoubwe mysewf with any OwO e-enyemies, wike *screams* winnying and wosing, that w-wouwd cause me t-to wose sweep at nyight. T-That is how I deaw with society, *sees bulge* and I knyow that is what bwings me happinyess. *runs away* awthough, ;;w;; if I wewe t-to fight I wouwdn't wose t-to anyonye.

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