Yesterday, Mr. Hammer and I were having sex on the side of the road (as you do). It was a pretty secluded road, a car passed by probably once every 5 minutes or so. There’s a good line of sight so we had a pretty solid idea of when cars were coming towards us, at least from one direction. I’ll describe the scene:

I’m bent over the back of his SUV, with the trunk door open (no that doesn’t mean I was doing anal). He’s standing on the ground fucking me from behind, he’s also ass naked. Shirt, pants, everything, he was feeling bold since we hadn’t seen any cars for a bit. We’re fucking for about 10 minutes and no sign of cars, although his back was facing one direction of the street, so we can’t see anything behind us, just going off sound alone. It was a super quiet area so we assumed we would hear any car coming. Mr Hammer was about to cum at this point. Then somebody in an electric car comes up from the end we couldn’t see. We didn’t know they were there until they were about 20 feet away, driving very slowly. There are 3 guys in the car and they’re honking and filming with their phones and whatnot. They pass by, but we were so focused on them that we didn’t see/hear the two other cars directly behind them. When Mr. Hammer realizes there are a lot of people now, he pulls out, and I swear to god DIVES over me into the trunk, and somehow still came in midair on my back. That being said, he quite literally dove on me and I had the wind knocked out of me. The other cars saw this all happening and were honking at this point too. Mr Hammer pulled me into the car like he was pulling me out of building on fire and slammed the trunk door behind him.

Overall: 8/10 sex, 1/10 finish