I mean...I’ve done illustration work for the National Trust here since I was 15, wrote and illustrated a book about the natural history of the Exuma Cays, have tagged turtles here before, am currently writing and illustrating a book of the endemic species of the Lucayan Archipelago (Bahamas + Turks & Caicos), had parents that were both marine biologists, and spent a good chunk of my life underwater both scuba and free diving.

But according to this logic, I can just come to your house and empty your fridge and pantry because I think I’m right. I have a sailboat, so I must be?

(I also just outed myself to everyone who lives in this tiny, incestuous Nassau town).