Have a load of this guy, living under false hopes of oxbridge, and having the audacity to use "portfolio" when the accomplishments they've got under their belt are totally outshined by 90% of the JC population.

It's about time grow up and realise that it is simply a Sisyphean task for anyone to get into oxbridge. What makes you think that your miniscule and mediocre "portfolio" is capable of matching that of JC students? You point your finger and claim "stuck up", but the only deluded one here is you. Face the facts.

Perhaps the assumption that tuition is required to do well is the biggest logical inconsistency here. A common sectarian argument taken by those who perform poorly in national exams in order to comfort themselves, but at the end of the day, you still have to face the consequences, which is pretty much what you are doing right now.