3. Trump calls for 6G cellular technology, because why the heck not

Trump calls for 6G cellular technology, because why the heck not

because why the heck not

why the heck

why

He will get there, eventually. It’s only a matter of time now until he becomes self aware and goes on an introspective, obscure-poetry-quoting spree on Twitter... culminating in a toupee-less, retrospective Fox News interview; playing the role of Plato as Aristotle himself - Bill O’Reilly - is brought out of retirement to cross analyze some of his Presidential Twitter posts...

All kidding aside, I hope it hits him one day. Hard. Perhaps as he sits down to breakfast. Turns on the news as a regular joe again.

*”What!? Are they not even going to mention my Tweets!? Honey! You’re gonna love this one I se—“ ~~his shoulders collapse back as he slumped down in his chair, acting as a counter-balance to his jaw. ~~

So this little bit had me typing away until I had a nice little story... focused primarily on the woes of a now former-President Trump as he must learn to let go of the spotlight he once held - both online and at home.

I’ll post tomorrow if someone can direct me to a more appropriate sub. I think I’m tired enough to go to bed now.

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