Weekend Locks Thread

friday play: Boston wins under 220 (Celtics ML/Under 220)

~~Celts are going to take one here. They'll shoot a zillion 3's and if they a good share some of them, CLE will roll over and die. The opening line for the series was -4, as we all remember and it only blew up 2 more points after they lost by like fuckin 40. Outlier. Hopefully we see some regression here but sometimes the public is just fucking right. (I had Bama -6 and ATL -3.5, so don't tail this one). Anyways -- all the best, stoolies. Have a fuckin night! ~~

fuck all that nonsense. look at what the pats did. 80% of the public betting on them week after week and we thought oh there's gotta be some regression, one of these sundays they wont cover the spread. they did. we live in a world where fuckin teams just outplay and fuck shit up. the ol' handicappers fade doesnt work when theres just like sabermetric giants like the cavs. fuck the juice, i'll stick to five benji's on the cavs -2 and over. Bron bron rested as fuck against a team that went to the wire with the wiz. Lets go baby NBA friday and recently single we fuckin outcheeeaaaa

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