customer: gronk pay big shiny rocks to egghead, many-many, for fix ooga-booga. now ooga-booga go away, all good-good. gronk speak the true-true?

Consultant:
Ah, but it hangs in the balance of the the intricacies of circumstance, the multifarious permutations of context, and the bewildering dance of contingent particularities. Ergo, with the utmost hypothesis-driven conviction borne out of an rigorous analytical odyssey and an exhaustive cycle of cognitive permutations, crystallized into unassailably pure logical beauty by the guidance of elder techno-commercial authority figures, I may heretofore assert that the ultimate resolution to this enigma of organizational malaise that has ensnared your illustrious enterprise necessitates the commencement of a follow-up implementation project.

customer: gronk never give shiny rock to kpmg again