Teacher... It's perfect for my personality because it's a daily dive into an extremely social, relationship-driven environment I would actively avoid if left to my own devices. It forces me to exercise the compassionate, other-oriented aspects of my personality and satisfy most of the higher needs I would otherwise aloofly neglect, thereby keeping me grounded and psychologically free to dissociate and do introvert things. Plus, school is as inherently intense as it is transient (kids come and go), which plays to both my desire for strong emotions and fear of commitment and stability.

Plus, ya know, it's a relatively stable job where you make OK money & don't have to work for no mothafucking "shareholders."