What’s the dumbest conspiracy theories ever heard?

Dam that's true I didn't even think of that ,I usually pretend I'm a human with some mental issue, they fall 4 it every time if they don't already assume that, in either case I win bc I don't have to deal with them lol . You have no idea how many states I've had to leave bc a human figured it out , ive created so many fake IDs to be dirrfent people so people don't try to Take me . Idk what they want my blood or my corpse but either way I'm not letting a human get the better of me . I'm sorta sick of hiding , I know I'm not supposed to interact with humans but I'm just at that point where I want to walk around in public in my own skin like you humans do , you never have to hide , your always just in your natural state showing off your flesh with no worry of ever Bieng looked at twice , I envy that part of humanity , not worried about Bieng hunted

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