Me and a friend were invited to a birthday party in Las Vegas by a girl my friend met on Instagram. We live in Texas. After a very long drive we arrive around 5pm and my anxiety maxes out as soon as we meet the strangers, so I start drinking.
I remember taking shots of spiced rum out of the hotel room cups and then waking up the next morning in front of the couch.
I wake up and apologize for just passing out.
I didn't just pass out
Supposedly, we went to some Asian restaurant where I ordered some sort of chicken on-a-stick type thing before crying and berating my friend/roommate about him being a dick and me moving out.
We got kicked out.
So we leave with the chicken skewer and make our way down the strip. I guess that I was obviously drunk because they would not let us in at any of the bars. While they were telling me all of this I pull a receipt out of my pocket for some bar that had an arcade shell on it and they tell me that we got in for a little bit. Chad, who is what we call my drunk alter-ego now, found a girl that he fancied and bought her a drink. A $20 martini (what an idiot). I don't remember any of this. The story jumps to me being passed out on the sidewalk, still holding the chicken, while my new comrades wait on a taxi for me. I wake up for a moment, look at the chicken, ask if it's chicken, take a bite, then pass back out. I'm dead weight. Between 3 girls and my friend, who is very skinny, they lift me, a bigger guy, into the taxi.
On arrival at the hotel, the bellhops rush to the taxi with a wheelchair. I am probably not the first idiot they've seen. I'm sliding out of the wheelchair the entire time they are pushing me through the hotel up until we reach the elevators. The security guard, or someone that looked like a cop, said that if they couldn't keep me in the chair then they would have to call the paramedics. They sat on me.
When we finally get back to the room, I spring to life as soon as the door opens. I hop out of the wheel chair turn around and tell them "I got this", then I face-plant into the chair.
TLDR; Got drunk in hotel. Raged in Vegas with chicken on-a-stick, passed out on sidewalk, face-planted into wheelchair.