WhiteKnight mod of creepypm's thinks you should spend every moment doing things for your woman, and he would date all the other creepypm mods.

This whole post is NSFW. Story time! You know how occasionally you'll be reading Reddit and you kinda grok that the person you're reading a post from is genuinely not well? Like, they're trying to disguise it/are high-functioning and they're doing a decent job but it's pretty apparent that something's not right in their head? This is an account of one of those people and how that wound up intersecting with /r/CreepyPMs.

So there was this chick that used to post to the sub for my city and I never would have thought twice about it but one time she posted about something innocuous and someone else in the sub complimented her on her /r/gonewild/ posts. Total non sequitur in the context of the discussion but as I'm a fan of lady titties from way back, I'm on her post history like Sherlock Holmes, especially because my town is small enough that I just might know her or know of her in real life. Because the lure of secret titty knowledge needs no further explanation.

Turned out I didn't know her but holy shit was she prolific with the nudes!

Not only did she post a bunch of nudes, she had her own animated .GIFs of her fucking herself or playing with her asshole or whatever- she was a freak. Even shots of her doing it at work! But beyond that, reading her messages revealed two two things that really stood out as odd: First, she was a sex addict. Like a person who had so much casual sex that it was interfering with their work and their life. This girl worked not to far away from where I live and she's talking about almost getting fired because she's literally blowing a random customer in the parking lot on her 15 minute break while she's at work. Some of these posts were made in subReddits where people try to get help for stuff like that.

Anyway, I could go on because she posted quite a bit about those kind of situations but the other thing that stood out as weird in her posts was that she had this thing where she was compelled to dox herself. She would post her first name or her last name occasionally in messages. So, let's say she's responding to some /r/gonewild/ toady, she might say "Oh you've been a bad boy. You need a spanking by Miss (her-real-last-name)!" She'd even say where she worked in town. It was so odd. It was creepy.

Sometime during the occasional titty lookings on her account and reading her posts it occurred to me that this chick was legit messed up. Like, she could hold down a job and carry on a conversation, but she was the kind of chick who was compelled to go down to the porn store and be on the receiving end of that glory hole. I'm almost 45 and I have a lot of women friends. I have known some women like that or (more likely) bordered on it...but very rarely.

Well, it was pretty apparent what her first name and last name were, where she worked and where she lived and a bunch of other stuff. Apparently some dude wrote her on Facebook or on Reddit asking if she wanted to hook up. I don't know exactly what the situation was, though she posted the whole message they'd allegedly sent in CreepyPMs. Of course, she did it after going through and deleting every single post of hers on her account- so it looked like she was this innocent girl being stalked. Honestly, the message she posted wasn't even that creepy. Again, I don't know exactly what the context of it was but based on what appeared to be her own admissions and photos, it was the kind of thing she was way down for.

But it was funny reading the responses to her OP in CPMs. People were tongue-clucking and head-shaking that someone would have to endure something as distressing as a respectfully-worded "Hey, so...are you interested in meeting up and getting down?" message. I remember reading all that and laughing. The bullshit was epic. I think there's a lot of narrative-pushing going on there and a lot of motivations which are less than pure or even, in this case, sane-ish.

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