Texas - Turkey. They make sure everyone else knows that they brought the main course and all should be thankful for them providing for everyone else. Oklahoma - Ham. Spend the day convincing everyone that ham is just as an important main course as turkey. Texas Tech - Promised to bring tortillas for turkey wraps. When Texas asks them to toss one over, they end up hurling a battery. Baylor tries to hide their laughter, but they don’t know how to properly cover anything up. Baylor & TCU - Both have written special prayers for the day but end up fighting over who gets to read theirs. Tech hurls another battery in the general direction of the fight. Nothing gets read. Baylor ends up setting TCU on fire and claims that they never wanted TCU to be invited. Oklahoma State – Claimed all year that they were going to be bringing the best side dish to dinner, but supposedly some Native Americans stole the recipe from them when there was no time left. Kansas – A nice, vibrant pumpkin to be the centerpiece of the table. They figure it will serve as a symbol to help bring everyone together after all the turmoil the conference has seen this past year. Texas tries to take it from them and set it on “their table”. Kansas struggles to keep hold of it, but it drops to the ground and bounces. It turns out that it was a basketball. Texas calls them out on it, but Kansas retorts that it doesn’t matter what type of ball they bring this year, they will still beat the Longhorns with it. Kansas State - Werther's Originals for dessert and hand written thank you letters to all for attending. Kansas State sits sadly clutching the one written to Nebraska insisting that they will still be coming. Iowa State - Corn: Corn on the cob, cornbread, creamed corn, corn fritters, corn muffins, etc. You get the point. We have a shit to of corn. Everyone acknowledges that it’s better than that second rate crap Nebraska tried to tell us was corn in years past. West Virginia - Brought extra seats because they are concerned they will have to stand after making the long trip to join us all. End up burning the seating with the flames from the TCU fire. Texas A&M spends the day standing outsides shouting about how the Big 12 Thanksgiving now sucks without all their traditions. Colorado is thinking that their placement at the Pac 12 Thanksgiving table is finally looking better. However, they are not fully sure yet if it’s true or just the weed talking. Nebraska is thinking to themselves that someday the B1G Thanksgiving will feature their main course. Missouri seems to be enjoying the SEC Thanksgiving but is secretly jealous of Nebraska being able to attend the B1G Thanksgiving. Houston, Cincinnati, BYU, Boise State, UConn, CSU, UCF, and USF all keep trying to get invited to the grownups table but no one can figure out what they could bring with them. Notre Dame once again rejects the Big 12's invitation to dinner. They supposedly showed up late for some dinner on the east coast and didn’t stick around for dessert.