Me and this girl dated for a bit a few years ago. She was with me and then with her ex for a night, but claimed she didn't fuck him. Whatever, so we split and then a month later she's like "I still really like you and want to be with you." So we got back together and fucked around.
Right around christmas she claimed to be pregnant by me and wanted to get an abortion. I had no preference, one way or another. I did say that if she kept it, I would be there for her and the kid. I also said that if she went through with an abortion that I could pay for it. But, I wanted to give the money to the clinic, not to her.
I go out of town to visit family and the whole trip she's texting me and blowing up my phone about money and being pregnant.
So I call her and tell her, there's nothing I can do about the money situation right now, I'm 2000 miles away, I'll deal with you when I get back home.
Turns out, she has gotten back together with her ex, again, and is pressing her to get money from me.
So I tell her again and again, that if I'm paying money, It's going to a clinic. Not to her.
She happens to have my vacuum cleaner and a pair of my sweatpants at her house and damn it, I'm getting my shit back.
So when I get back into town after seeing my family, she's still texting me and asking me when I'm getting her money.
So I get in my car and drive over to her house the night I land and knock on her door.
She opens the door and I tell her, "I'm here for my sweatpants and vacuum, as far as the money is concerned, you have nothing coming from me. If you want, I'll take you to the clinic and pay them."
Well, her ex / current guy is over and throws the vacuum at me and pushed me up against the wall and punched me three times in the face.
No shit though, I've been punched harder by a chick before. Weird bedroom kinky shit ya know?
His shit puches just pissed me off, not really angry enough to fight back. So I told him he'd be getting a call from my lawyer. I don't even have a lawyer, it just seemed like a funny thing to say.
Later she claims the state provided abortion services por gratis.
I'm still not 100% sure weather she was prego of trying to milk me for some money.
But a couple years later the guy she was with shot and killed himself.