Yikes-

You feel the camel-toe around your member, and you moan in pleasure is it vacillates up and down. You still have the blind-fold on, and you think it must be because they're saving the best for last. The nearest "friend" yoinks the mask of your face, and you blink your eyes. As your sight adjusts, your 11th finger flops out of her lips, instantly flaccid, and you scream as you look at the ballooned deformity that your friends payed way too much for. You run away in panic, and a chorus of laughter chases you along. "It's just a prank" they say with mirthful voices. You return with a twelve gauge, and the mirth turns to horror that mirrors your own.

And thusly is how you ended up serving a life sentence for mass murder.
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