If the rumours and whisperings are to be believed the first changes will include the cleansing of areas returning them to their allegiances of the mid 70s. Anyone with a fada or any name befitting of a leprechaun will be rounded up and bussed across the border. The PSNI will, after years of being under the thumb of SinnFeinPIRA/SDLPIRSP/AllIRAnce, seductively peel off their uniform of oppression to reveal their RUC garments of old. The UDR and B Specials will immediately emerge as the heroes we've always had waiting in the wings for their triumphant return. Within seconds the skies will clear and kerbstones will omit a red, white and blue hue. Within minutes all lampposts while metamorph