Youtubers gotta STOP this NOW!

Mouth open wide, lines going up with 10000%, gem in the tittle. These are the signs of homo-pumpusdumpus, the most dangerous member of the modern humanoid family.

Unlike homo sapiens, pumpusdumpus do not develop the pro social behavioural patterns that allowed sapiens to co-operate and conquer every continent on earth. Rather they function much as leeches and parasites do, sucking the money out of gullible unsuspecting sapiens that believe the claims of technological innovation and riches laid out by pumpusdumpus.

There are to primary methods used to benefit from the unsuspecting victim: Sometimes a deviant sapiens may team up with pumpusdumpus and pay it money in exchange for tricking other sapiens to buy his fake product

Other times the member of pumpusdumpus will find an abandoned project and perform both the function of "shilling" (promoting without basis) and the "dumping" (selling worthless items to unsuspecting victim).

The only known way to avoid attacks by this vile species is by spreading information among communities of sapiens of known pumpusdumpi, this will allow sapiens to avoid them as they see them.

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