124 words Hentai is usually considered for pervs more than real life pornography... which is nuts considering how much more abusive the latter truly is
132 words Unfucking your life in your thirties feels like debugging horrible legacy code
113 words It’s ok for a Dr. to circumcise you at birth, but if you grow up and find and circumcise the Dr. in return you go to prison.
135 words No matter how cool & confident a guy is, and no matter how sexy & sophisticated a girl is, there's a 100 percent chance they've shit their pants misjudging a fart.
138 words If you dislike someone you last saw as a kid/teenager, they may dislike that version of themselves too.
176 words Honesty is commended, until someone gets offended
160 words People have seen more of the surface of the Moon with their own eyes than they have of Earth.
112 words Humans obsession with sex is causing overpopulation. We are told we are better than animals but still don't curb our animalistic tendencies.
130 words Guys who are domestically abused can go their whole lives without receiving help because no one takes them seriously.
121 words People teach others about how to treat a woman but never about how to treat a man
169 words There always will be a decent sized chunk of people who feel more in tune with past decades who would give up all the modern conveniences in a heartbeat if a way to permanently go back there were invented.
135 words There are a lot of famous female plus size models, but no male plus size models.
1,441 words Birds would make completely different noises if they didn’t have sirens and car alarms to mock.
1,046 words Losing $5 is not a big deal, but finding $5 (probably) makes you happy
137 words Don’t get angry when you’re stuck in traffic, because you’re part of the problem.
131 words being positive can turn you 180 degrees but being negative can turn you 360 degrees be negative where most change happens
203 words The world is going to smell very different once electric vehicles become commonplace
181 words The more you hype up your dick size, the more disappointed she's gonna be.
116 words Sexual Offense implies the existence of Sexual Defense.
194 words The biggest lie we are told when we're young is that we're special. With about 115 billion humans that ever lived and 8 billion still alive, you're as special as a grain of sand on a white sandy beach.