The more you hype up your dick size, the more disappointed she's gonna be.

When I was younger, it gave me a little bit of insecurity.. there you are , hung like a horse and everyone keeps going on about how awesome big dicks are but push come to shove few enjoy having one up in their uterus.. so most of the time, you’re really just holding back trying not to make anyone bleed , meanwhile mr micropenis gets to hammer away like a jackhammer.. even went to a doctor once about it.. and he sat me down like I’m 5 to explain how the birds and the bees work and then tells me you can’t get too big and that female anatomy will adjust with plenty of lube, no .. yes.. but no.. it too has mileage… you know what the worst part is? Lockjaw.. only a handful of truely gifted women how to deal with size.. a curse I tell you a curse.. also.. once women know just how big you are.. they become weird.. like really weird.. many literally squirm with mixed feelings.. like Santa is coming but he dressed like Freddy Kruger..

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