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269 words Muffin Break boss slams Millennials, says young people won’t do unpaid work 135 words Muffin Break boss slams Millennials, says young people won’t do unpaid work 178 words Brendan Fraser’s Sexual Assault Was a ‘Joke’ According to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association 138 words LDS missionaries can now call home weekly. Some parents worry new policy is too lax. 292 words China tries to stop academics from taking its constitution literally 131 words As measles outbreak spreads, one anti- vaxxer asks how to keep her child safe 133 words American Psychological Association: Masculinity Is a Mental Disorder 396 words Evangelical group wants gays removed from anti-lynching bill 320 words NY state senator apologizes after tweeting 'kill yourself' at user who called him out over parking placard 132 words Missouri man must watch ‘Bambi’ monthly as part of poaching punishment, judge rules 262 words Boys can have periods too, children to be taught in latest victory for transgender campaigners 294 words Texas Students Will Soon Learn Slavery Played a Central Role in the Civil War 199 words Texas Students Will Soon Learn Slavery Played a Central Role in the Civil War 166 words Black security guard who stops shooter is then shot and killed by police 166 words George RR Martin: ‘When I began A Game of Thrones I thought it might be a short story’ 203 words Charlotte spent millions on low-income housing, but poor people can’t afford it 145 words Canadians Are Already Complaining That Legal Weed Is Too Expensive 148 words Michelle Obama: George W. Bush is 'my partner in crime' and 'I love him to death' 109 words Canadian politician says a family can eat on $75 a week 325 words Canadian politician says a family can eat on $75 a week