r/nottheonion - Page 8

306 words Deputies ask man to quit calling about his stolen marijuana 121 words Uganda announces 'Kill the Gays' bill that will impose death penalty on homosexuals 210 words Woman dies at 102, DirecTV charges early termination fee 203 words Texas Man Wanted After Allegedly Filing, Completing Divorce From Wife Without Her Knowing 137 words Tennessee Senator calls for removal of higher education 184 words Mom accidentally shoots daughter surprising her from college 147 words Mayor offers reward to first couple to have a boy in village where only girls are born 168 words Trump claims army 'took over airports' in 1775 117 words Satanic Temple is recognized as Church and is now exempt from taxes 218 words Muslim women 'inspired by Rosa Parks' defy burkini ban at French pool 128 words Cyclist ordered to pay £105,000 for knocking over woman who crossed road looking at phone. The judge said only a plaintiff was entitled to a payout because she had sued and a defendant had not 156 words Bar owner says health-conscious customers who only order tap water are ruining her business 145 words Delta under fire for appearing to suggest video games are better investment than union dues 130 words Couple Eats Raw Marmot Meat for Health But Dies of Bubonic Plague, Triggers Quarantine in Mongolia 117 words Tobacco company Philip Morris starts life insurance firm that offers discounts to smokers who quit 300 words JP Morgan CEO can't explain how one of his low-paid employees should budget her salary – video 128 words Someone is stealing wheels off of police cruisers in Mississippi 166 words Wife of El Chapo Having Trouble Trademarking Husband's Name for New Clothing Line 177 words Fraser Anning punches teen after being egged while speaking to media in Melbourne 132 words Journalist, 12, faces off with police officer who threatened to arrest her